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1. 

   Chronopie
   Member

   Who happened to be the washed up ex-hero...

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2. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   .....Depends'O from the planet Geriatrica, who had just finished the final design for his "Stun-cane", a cane with stun probes built into the end that also doubled as ice prongs for walking on......ice of course. When he saw Wiggy coming his way he quickly...

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3. 

   Sugarspirit
   Member

   downed his drink and engaged his Stun-cane, ready for a possible showdown, because he knew Wiggy...he knew him real good...

   Posted 15 years ago #
4. 

   midori
   Member

   ...and Wiggy know all about Depends'O's incontence-- er, incompetence in these matters. So before Depends'O could even aim his wobbly stun-cane, Wiggy had pulled out his glue gun and nailed him to the floor with Crazy Glue. Then he sloshed out of the bar with every intention of...

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5. 

   Sugarspirit
   Member

   asking Sheena out on a date but his run-in with Depends’O had put him in a “sticky” situation and he thought he’d better split.

   Posted 15 years ago #
6. 

   Oztazdevil
   Member

   He decided to get cleaned up and then go see Sheena,but someone else had been watching all that had happened who had plans of his own,someone who....

   Posted 15 years ago #
7. 

   midori
   Member

   ...wore a black and greenish-yellow cape and had teeth to match, Cavity Man. And his mind dwelled in the cavernous pits of crime. Bwaaaahaaaahaahack, he barfed, and the stench of his breath...

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8. 

   Sugarspirit
   Member

   ...permeated the bar, filling it with such a disgusting odor that humans and space creatures alike began to pass out and fall down like swatted flies and ,as well, acid like fumes rose up from his regurgitated entrails (barf) and you could see the floor underneath it begin to melt away into another dimension...

   Posted 15 years ago #
9. 

   midori
   Member

   ...and dripping right through the Milky Way, popping the cloned implants of the miserable Abu like bubble wrap. It also left behind a smoldering stench that seemed to take on a life of it's own, which started to...

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10. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    ...assemble together from each “fried” clone (and we’re talking about multiple thousands) so that the smoldering stench became tangible and formed a huge massive blob that was hungry, hungry for...

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11. 

    Alianthia
    Member

    ..chocolate ice cream bars.
    Luckily the blob had an account at the local big box BLOB store and had a freezer full of these delicacies...
    Naturally the ice cream tended to melt quickly, so,

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12. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    ...the Blob instinctively knew he had to make it back to earth before the ice cream bars melted since "someone or something" had unplugged the freezer and he also knew where to find the stash because Abu had programmed the brain cells of the clones during the transplanting process to know this in case his other plan didn’t work (which it didn’t apparently).

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13. 

    midori
    Member

    When the Blob got back to earth, he found it had fried to a crisp and turned into a stark desert because of Cavity Man's Milky Way cell sparkler set-off and chain reaction massive fireworks. What a fantastic display that was to behold. And there, sitting in the middle of the desert under a multi-colored shroud sipping on cactus milk enjoying the show, was...

    Posted 15 years ago #
14. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    ...Concetta, VaVa Voom de la Fuego who liked all things hot. As she relished the beautiful weather and spectacular demonstration of lights (boy was it worth the trip to Earth!), she pondered on what evil she could conjur up next, all the while not knowing that...

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15. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    .....Blob was already mulling over the designs of a giganti-humongous freezer that would turn the entire fried, stark desert into a frozen wonderland of ice cold frostiness. This way he could keep more of his frozen faves than ever before always ready for his dining pleasure.

    Ah....but little did he know that Cavity Man was also...

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16. 

    midori
    Member

    ...into eating ice cream, and also scads of Laffy Taffy. So he was all for the giant freezer effect. He reached for his phone, as a tooth fell on the floor, to call his disgusting friend in crime...

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17. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    .....Halitosis Harry. He was sure that together they could conquer the universe if they could just figure out a way to.....

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18. 

    bluhoteyes
    Member

    get rid of his excrutiating pain where the tooth fell out.

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19. 

    MagicalReing7913
    Member

    So he dicided to fill the cavity with...

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20. 

    Pookie
    Member

    ...some quick drying cement that just happened to be laying around his spaceship.

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21. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    "By God! Why didn’t I think of this before?!!", Cavity Man exclaimed while branding a huge, lavish, drooling grin as Halitosis Harry completed the finishing touches on his entire, once grossly, putrefied, cavity ridden mouth.

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22. 

    midori
    Member

    So there they were... dentistry's most loathsome appointment skippers... with huge, cement grill plates for smiles. Brandishing a wide, heavy grin at each other, they took one step forward, and because of the extreme weight plummeted head-first into...

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23. 

    MagicalReing7913
    Member

    a large pile of space bat gwano.

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24. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    As they gazed into each other’s eyes, both simultaneously had a eureka moment and instinctively knew that it was time to build a bomb; a really really big, stinky, earth shattering, mind blowing, psychedelic, waist whittling, muscle building bomb (oh yes) because today was...

    Posted 15 years ago #
25. 

    midori
    Member

    ..."Penalty for People with Picture-Perfect Pearly Whites Day." They trembled with glee as they started work on the bomb that would sent zillions of dollars worth of dental work swirling through the galaxy, enamels glistening in the sun, to hone in on the unsuspecting target of...

    Posted 15 years ago #
26. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    ...the Planet of Orthidontica, located in the upper fourth quadrant where the richest and most influential with the biggest and most splendiferous smiles (due to exacerbating maxillofacial reconstructive procedures and other extremely expensive dental paraphernalia - including dentures and implants) lived in seclusion, in fear that some day, even though they really thought it would never happen, someone out there would try to destroy them out of envy.

    Posted 15 years ago #
27. 

    midori
    Member

    Welllll. They had smiled their last, perfected, plasticine smiles. As suddenly, swirling towards them in the form of a great galactic gargantuan tooth tornado...

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28. 

    Oztazdevil
    Member

    came Cavity Man and Bacteria Man and all the disgusting tooth deiseases they could gather to launch their long awaited attack on............

    Posted 15 years ago #
29. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ....the already paranoid inhabitants of the pearly white and pristine Planet Orthidontica. But little did those disgusting, disease ridden evildoers know that the Orthodonians had devised a clever weapon for just such an attack. It was loaded and ready to....

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30. 

    midori
    Member

    ...spray a giant Listerine Rocket full of the most potent antibacterial agent ever discovered. This stuff not only killed germs, it ate the...

    Posted 15 years ago #

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