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   VampireRat
   Member

   all those aliens who look like little old people wearing blue vests.

   Posted 15 years ago #
2. 

   midori
   Member

   And earthlings were gullible enough to think they were harmless "greeters." Oh, they're greeters, all right... greeting you into they're sinister plot to...

   Posted 15 years ago #
3. 

   Pookie
   Member

   ...wash the bird droppings off their spaceships.

   Posted 15 years ago #
4. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   Now that we know the truth something must be done, first we'll have to strip them of their little blue vests and then...

   Posted 15 years ago #
5. 

   scubaguy (R.I.P.)
   Member

   Banish them for life,on the planet Viagra and forced to play endless hours of volleyball in a Nudist colony for retirees!

   Posted 15 years ago #
6. 

   midori
   Member

   Now the planet Viagra was a very huge planet. The Queen of the planet, Viagress...

   Posted 15 years ago #
7. 

   Pookie
   Member

   ...loved to dance. Her favorite dance was...

   Posted 15 years ago #
8. 

   scubaguy (R.I.P.)
   Member

   The funky chicken, done to the tune of Louie Louie, while dressed in her belly dancing costume.

   Posted 15 years ago #
9. 

   midori
   Member

   As could be expected, this was a big hit at the volleyball tournaments and everyone joined in, bouncing thousands of volleyballs off of their elbows. This caused the planet to...

   Posted 15 years ago #
10. 

    Chronopie
    Member

    Implode, due to quantum anomalies inherent in the viagrian volleyballs, and the lighter-than-viagra air inside.

    Posted 15 years ago #
11. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    Oh no!! The surviving Viagrians no longer had a home, so they were forced to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
12. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ...re-disguise themselves and return to earth where they, once again, infiltrated the Walmart stores, but this time as children who scream and cry and throw fits in the aisles. This causes their distraught mothers to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
13. 

    GMMan, Hexadecimal Blacksmith
    Blocked

    ...purchase game consoles from a company called MicroSnot.

    Posted 15 years ago #
14. 

    Chronopie
    Member

    A multi-global (trans-parallel) corporation, with a nefarious plan to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
15. 

    Quantum Dragon
    Member

    repackage old games created by King Commodore Bill the 64th (AKA The Gates Keeper) from Dimension Z and pass them as new top of the line fun applications for the Vizta Brain Sucking Machine.

    Posted 15 years ago #
16. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    Hmmmmm, very interesting...This could be a case for "Reconstituted Brain Man" who happens to be ....

    Posted 15 years ago #
17. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ...the newly appointed CEO of the Kumquat Komputer Kompany, otherwise known as KKK.

    Posted 15 years ago #
18. 

    Pookie
    Member

    Whom also had a degree in...

    Posted 15 years ago #
19. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    Neurophysics. His thesis in the Theory of Brain Tele-Dynamics and Molecular Transposing impressed Amir Abu Dhabi Ben Ra Yabba-Doo, the richest man on Earth.. The sheer joy of knowing that brain matter, in a living state, could be freezed dried and then teleported to any where in the universe sent the Amir running to…

    Posted 15 years ago #
20. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ...the nearest science lab where he demanded to have Reconstituted Brain Man (RBM) flown in so he could personally freeze dry a portion of Abu's brain. Abu's sinister reason for this was so he could later use it for...

    Posted 15 years ago #
21. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    implanting the brain cells into thousands of clones, fashioned unto himself, that were stationed on various planets throughout the Milky Way waiting for....

    Posted 15 years ago #
22. 

    midori
    Member

    ...the predestined Mars Bars infiltration that was gathered in the Big Dipper waiting for the right time to strike down the appointed planets. And the time was growing closer, as the Spring Equinox...

    Posted 15 years ago #
23. 

    Skye-hook
    Member

    on Mars & Venus would occur simultaneously,& the whole Milky Way will start to caramelize- but not if he can get those brain cells to do his dirty work, and save us all without the slightest idea of...

    Posted 15 years ago #
24. 

    Oztazdevil
    Member

    what he is doing or what the outcome will be!! Just as he was about to press the switich to start his diabolical plan who should appear to save the day was......

    Posted 15 years ago #
25. 

    Pookie
    Member

    ...his most feared nemesis Rambo, played by no other than Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone.

    Posted 15 years ago #
26. 

    midori
    Member

    As Abu pressed the switch, Rambo boxed him out of the galaxy and into another, but unfortunately he couldn't press the "HALT COUNTDOWN" switch because of his big, bulky boxing gloves! But yet another hero was on the way to save the day...

    Posted 15 years ago #
27. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    but apparently, he took the wrong detour at the Big Dipper because he didn’t ask for directions when he fueled up at the famous, inter-galactic watering hole, The Outer Space Cafe, Bar and Gas.

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28. 

    Pookie
    Member

    The joint just so happened to be the hangout of the notorious...

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29. 

    midori
    Member

    ...Wiggy the Glue Man, who had ANOTHER diabolical plan up his sleeve in case Abu's clone plan failed. HaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaa. He laughed real slow because of the glue in his vocal chords. He unstuck himself from the bar stool and proceeded to...

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30. 

    Sugarspirit
    Member

    the quantum multi-dynamics communications pod (telephone booth) at the far end of the room where Sheena (a statuesque waitress from Amazonia) happened to be serving a Quasar and Tonic to another patron.

    Posted 15 years ago #

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