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1. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   ...could not enter the Kingdom of Heaven this way, so, with a wave of His arm, they were back on earth and all traces of their elevator shaft was gone.

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2. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   Slightly discouraged, they then proceded to...

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3. 

   Pookie
   Member

   ...the local Burger King.

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4. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   They were only half way through their Whoppers when suddenly...

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5. 

   midori
   Member

   ...a whopper of a tornado was sighted bearing down directly toward the Burger King!

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6. 

   Alianthia
   Member

   They put on their parachutes and were having a marvellous ride when suddenly...

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7. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   ...the King appeared and told them to hop on his back.

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8. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   But they were on to him, they knew he only said that because he had no parachute so they...

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9. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   ...all bought whoppers and proceded to do the burger dance.

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10. 

    midori
    Member

    However, the tornado was still raging so they did one heck of a dance, but all their whoppers...

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11. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...were taken by Mcdonald's Hamburgler.

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12. 

    goodgotd
    Member

    He was quickly ambushed by mistake by thugs from Arby's, with the intent to make a frozen-patty commercial...

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13. 

    midori
    Member

    ...for burgers made out of laundry starch, seaweed, buffalo lard, and special sauce.

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14. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    But once they realized just who they had mistakenly ambushed they knew using him in their commercial would be a mistake unless...

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15. 

    copmom
    Member

    ...his accomplice "Jack in the box" gathered up a bunch of other fast-food mascots.

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16. 

    midori
    Member

    It would be one big Happy Meal effort...

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17. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...to create this new magical dipping suace.

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18. 

    midori
    Member

    The new dipping sauce turned out to be such a hit everyone raved, not knowing that it contained...

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19. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...traces of the "Swine Flu" virus.

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20. 

    midori
    Member

    Thank goodness there was also a computer virus called "swine flu," and because Nationwide McAffee was running in the airwaves, it...

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21. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...incinerated the virus but didn't destroy everything.

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22. 

    copmom
    Member

    There was still one teensy, weensy, little bug left that began to grow and imitate...

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23. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ..dry yeast which was used by bakers all over the world, including of course Dunkin Donuts.

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24. 

    midori
    Member

    Almost overnight, it grew a trillion-fold, and the next morning a giant Pillsbury Doughboy...

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25. 

    copmom
    Member

    stood there. Of course the sun came out and next thing that doughboy got baked and became toast! He started to crumble leaving

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26. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    ... a kind of dust that blanketed the whole earth.

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27. 

    copmom
    Member

    And people were able to nibble on all that so they ...

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28. 

    Whiterabbit-uk
    Games Guru

    were content. however everyone who nibbled on the remains turned into fungi and

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29. 

    midori
    Member

    ...the planet turned into a place full of bewildered, talking mushrooms.

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30. 

    copmom
    Member

    and just like in Alice in Wonderland, the mushrooms had a pyschadelic effect that caused

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