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1. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   ...Oklahoma City to buy a pack of english muffins.

   Posted 15 years ago #
2. 

   bikukiblue
   Member

   The muffins, when eaten, had a strange side effect that made anyone who ate them.....

   Posted 15 years ago #
3. 

   copmom
   Member

   ...see everything upside down.

   Posted 15 years ago #
4. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   One muffin, when seen upside down, looked like...

   Posted 15 years ago #
5. 

   Alianthia
   Member

   ...a man hole cover.

   Posted 15 years ago #
6. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   The man hole cover was made entirely out of...

   Posted 15 years ago #
7. 

   Pookie
   Member

   ...solid gold.

   Posted 15 years ago #
8. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   So Buffalo Bill decided to melt the gold into...

   Posted 15 years ago #
9. 

   Alianthia
   Member

   a beautiful sailing clipper.

   Posted 15 years ago #
10. 

    ChancesZar
    Member

    Too bad it was only the size of a...

    Posted 15 years ago #
11. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...toenail clipping from George Foreman.

    Posted 15 years ago #
12. 

    midori
    Member

    Thinking of George, that reminded the King to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
13. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...clean his grill for the party that night.

    Posted 15 years ago #
14. 

    midori
    Member

    EVERYONE was invited to this grandiose party, except for...

    Posted 15 years ago #
15. 

    copmom
    Member

    ..friends and family.

    Posted 15 years ago #
16. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    They were cast out into the...

    Posted 15 years ago #
17. 

    Alianthia
    Member

    ...windy day but luckily had their parachutes with them.

    Posted 15 years ago #
18. 

    Pookie
    Member

    So they glided all the way to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
19. 

    Oztazdevil
    Member

    ...the Garden of Eden.

    Posted 15 years ago #
20. 

    Alianthia
    Member

    They were immediately rejected for having un-registered parachutes...

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21. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...so they then decided to dine at the Olive Garden.

    Posted 15 years ago #
22. 

    Pookie
    Member

    The wine there was expensive, so they...

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23. 

    midori
    Member

    ...snuck in their own, fermented from the grapes of the Tree of Life.

    Posted 15 years ago #
24. 

    Pookie
    Member

    The Tree of Life was located on the...

    Posted 15 years ago #
25. 

    midori
    Member

    ...west banks of the Bridge on the River Kwai, but was invisible to most.

    Posted 15 years ago #
26. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    So they found John Mcclain from the Diehard movies in order to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
27. 

    midori
    Member

    ...build a towering inferno elevator shaft.

    Posted 15 years ago #
28. 

    Oztazdevil
    Member

    They did this in order to...

    Posted 15 years ago #
29. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...go up to heaven and talk to God.

    Posted 15 years ago #
30. 

    copmom
    Member

    He pronounced that they ...

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