"Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all."
-Johnny Depp
"Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all."
-Johnny Depp
"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them."
- Robertson Davies
"In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
- Margaret Thatcher
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
- Berthold Auerbach
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
- Unknown
Take care to get what you want, or you will be forced to like what you get.
George Bernard Shaw
Cast a cold eye on life, on Death, Horseman, Pass by!
W.B.Yeates
there is a time and a place for everything, and that time and place is called college.
-south park
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If a child asks where does rain come from, i think a cute thing to tell him is "God Is Crying", and if he asks why is God crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did"
Deep thoughts by.....Jack Handey
To err is human, but it feels devine.
Mae West
"I don't say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could."
- George Orson Welles
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"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Winston Churchill
How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?
~Laurel Hoodwrit
Open your heart and you will see.
ponderinglox
Very clever you two. :)
The finest philosophy for life I ever read was printed on the back of a box of matches, it was "Keep dry and away from children." Naturally I jest. Or do I?
~ Robert Rankin
Always carry a Flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W.C.Fields
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work. So no one recognizes them.
.... Ann Landers
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."
~Henry David Thoreau
Carpe diem
"seize the day"
~Horace
"We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance."
~ Harrison Ford
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
"Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day."
-Dalai Lama
"Seeking means, to have a goal, but finding means to be free..."
Siddharta, by Hermann Hesse, * July 2, 1877
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"A sandwich without bread isn't a sandwich! It's meat with mustard on your hands!"
[Peter Potamus (Chris Edgerly) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
~ Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988), "Job", 1984
The great tragedies of history occur not when right confronts wrong but when two rights confront each other.
-Henry Kissinger
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
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