Funky, in about 10 or 13 years you will have many nightly hours time to read, when you are not watching your clock or your cell-phone display - waiting....waiting....waiting
for the men
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CreamyPretzel
MemberFunkyMama.....You MUST read The Time Traveler's Wife! It's also being made into a movie. You gotta read it before all the press starts, ruining a lot of the plot.
I give my personal guarantee (for what THAT'S worth!) that you will like the book. You will LOVE the book. In fact, if you don't like the book, I will buy it from you!
Buy it. Read it. Love it.
Have I ever steered you wrong before?
Posted 16 years ago # -
Archangel
MemberA serious minded man was walking down the street one day and came upon a retirement home. He noticed 6 elderly women laying naked in the grass out front. The man being concerned ran into the retirement home and saw the Admin's office to the right and ran in. The lady sitting behind the desk notice that he was very distressed and asked "May I help you?"
The man answered "yes, there are six ladies out front naked, talking to one another laying in the grass and might wonder off".
There's nothing to worry about sir said the lady. This is a retirement home for hookers and they are just having a "Yard Sale".
(Now this thread is just for the men LOL)
Archangel
Posted 16 years ago # -
funkymom
Membercute one!
(oops.....am i allowed to comment?)dan- no you have never steered me wrong. i'll check it out. but, if i don't like it you will suffer the wrath of a "woman who has not had the time to read an entire book in 4 years and who just wasted her first whole book on a recommendation from some guy called creamypretzel".
;DPosted 16 years ago # -
CreamyPretzel
MemberThat was funny, Archangel. Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho.
Posted 16 years ago # -
CreamyPretzel
MemberWell, FunkyLady.....I have never read "The Grapes Of Wrath", but I may suffer "The Wrath Of Funky". Cool.
Posted 16 years ago # -
funkymom
MemberMen Can Never Win
- If you work too hard, you re not spending enough time with her. If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you re a slob.
- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
- If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
Posted 16 years ago # -
Robert
StrayCat:)
I guess I will never understand women...Nice to have a giggle :
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce-Edit-
Oops-wrong thread,hope you don't mind...Posted 16 years ago # -
I have always problems with housekeeping and organisation,
and again I don't know whether this is the right thread or should it be "free games" ?http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/kama_sutra_for_it_people_computer_fetishists-2.html
Posted 16 years ago # -
CreamyPretzel
Member -
boyz, you are so silent ? I hope this will recall you to life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGM5GkINMMI
rocklox
Posted 16 years ago # -
maizeydaze
MemberPaulga, ROTFLMAO = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ROTFLMAO
Posted 16 years ago # -
a present not from me
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2608750
anonymlox
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