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maizeydaze
MemberOne night our dog suddenly began barking
almost every night at around 3 a.m.Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched
the back yard for what might have disturbed this
otherwise peaceful animal.For three days he found nothing amiss. When
the dog woke up the neighborhood a fourth night
at 3 a.m. with frantic barking Larry finally snuck
around the house through the alley only to discover
our quiet neighbor, the last man you'd suspect of
wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence at
the dog.My husband demanded to know what he was
doing."My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed
neighbor explained. "If she gets woken up in the
middle of the night one more time she says
she'll leave."Posted 16 years ago # -
maizeydaze
MemberHER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
Harley wouldn’t start today, but at least I got lucky.Posted 16 years ago # -
nashcat
MemberSomeone recently "enlightened" me to some threads. I was reading through them and had a great laugh. Rob asked me what I was laughing at. He's not into computers in any real sense. lol. Recently my Dad sent me an e-mail about what women say and mean. I printed it out and gave it to Rob. Told him he really needed to put it on the fridge so he wouldn't forget. lol. Since he found out what "whatever" actually meant he's been trying to us that on me. Of course he gets the eye roll. lol. When I read that same thing here then read the extended version, I had a good chuckle. It's so true it's funny.
Posted 16 years ago # -
maizeydaze
MemberPosted 16 years ago # -
maizeydaze
MemberOne eye from one of my cats. LOL
Here is the full picture. :)
Posted 16 years ago #
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