Anonymous
Unregistered
They give women their own car insurance premiums, just for women, diamond and Sheila.
They have women only swim sessions.
They even have women only art classes also.
Us men cannot have our own thread without women poking their noses in.
Shame we cannot password protect this thread.
I suppose that would not work as the women would go make up male sounding names to join, like 'crusher', '6 pack', 'Abs' and 'tri-ceps'.
CreamyPretzel
Member
Lee....you left out a name: BUTCH.
CreamyPretzel
Member
Robert.....If you mean the Amazon women from Futurama, let's hope these ones are looking for "Snoo-Snoo" too!
Sisters, you know I like to rerun links :
Guy Hamelin (AKA LeChef) -
http://www.lechefchef.com/anglais/swf/adesing.php
These eyes are worth a second, third, forth...
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Just saw, I'm in the wrong thread !
Sorry boyz!
But didn't Maizey find an amazing guy ?
And into the bargain, he can cook! - said Maizey.
bluhoteyes
Member
Have to admit i watched those eyes a few time myself graylox ... LOL
funkymom
Member
just a reminder......this thread wouldn't exist if it weren't for a woman:
who's idea was it?
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to the 2 posters above me........yeah. ;D
CreamyPretzel
Member
I agree that a WOMAN suggested the idea.....probably because she:
a) Got tired of reading the drivel on the ladies' site
b) Wanted to sit and watch this thread to see what men really talk about
c) Wanted to see if she could sucker me into starting this thread
d) All of the above
e) Thought she might pick up tips on how to balance a beer on her stomach.
maizeydaze
Member
Dan, what's this about balancing a beer on my stomach? I'll have you know, the only way that could happen is if I were lying down! I have a flat, not fat, stomach. )(
BTW, b and c are the correct answers. Is this a test? :)
Robert
StrayCat
A man is walking down a beach, and accidentally kicks a bottle out of the sand. He opens the bottle, and a genie appears. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant one.
" The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because airplanes are much too frightening for me and boats make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I can't do it. Imagine all the work involved. All the piling to hold up the highway needed and all the pavement. Ask for something else."
"Well," the man said. "I would like to be able to understand women. Basically, what makes them tick.
" The genie considered this for a couple of minutes and said, "So, do you want that road two lanes or four?"
Paulga
Member
funkymom...........i just dropped in here because you said " take it over to the, for the men " section after some remarks directed at creamypretzel, which were best described as.........well as i am in the " mens section " were as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit ?
and after looking at that picture i now know where my vegetable marrow went !
Paulga
Hi, Boyz, no-no I'm not going to bitch, I'll help Lee working out his TUT - you remember? :
http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3175/page/3#post-27728
some literature for his studies:
Beeton's Book of Needlework
http://www.archive.org/details/beetonsbookofnee15147gut
maizeydaze
Member
Robert
StrayCat
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Jul
Member
Oh sorry to 'peek' here guys,
This is so funny..:)! Robert I am 'pretty sure' you must be the man who get the genie's wish. ...cos you know 'us' so well.......... LOL.. (but I don't let man wait for an hour when I say five minutes.......... the most is ........... 15 minutes :P
CreamyPretzel
Member
I just posted this in the ladies thread. I am hoping that if the men here can't come up with an answer, maybe the ladies can:
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I have noticed something throughout my life. If I am in a car with a woman, and I ask her which way to go, she NEVER says "left" or "right". I can understand not knowing east or west, north or south, but left or right??? The answer is always a hand pointing in the direction, with a statement something like, "This way"...or "Go that way!" Has anyone else noticed this, or have I somehow only managed to know women who can't say the words left and right?
CreamyPretzel
Member
Maizeydaze said:
"Dan, what's this about balancing a beer on my stomach? I'll have you know, the only way that could happen is if I were lying down! I have a flat, not fat, stomach."
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So are you telling me that when you have a beer, you lie down?
maizeydaze
Member
Yes, after two or three, I have to lay down and take a nap.
CreamyPretzel
Member
Yeah......uhn huh....that's what I thought.
Robert
StrayCat
This is probably one of the most erotic pieces of blues music
JOHN LEE HOOKER AND BONNIE RAITT
2nd version"I'm In The Mood"
Sorry Boyz for bitching
http://www.picattic.com/files/n1e5532x8x3pdsmyg9bm.jpg
found here :http://www.oddee.com/item_88547.aspx
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