Magic Speed found 249 errors in my Com/ActiveX entries. I don’t know whether that is good because I have other programs that should be doing the same.
The fact that it found them shows that it is working.
GOTD Comments - The Worst List
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Posted 16 years ago #
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on that note... I might write a registry scanner that finds every key in the registry (save the ones protected by windows) and deletes them all. I guess it would find about 30,000 keys more than any other tool... that would make it the best registry cleaner of all time - because it find errors others don't.
And it prevents all future errors on your computer too.... because It will no longer boot. :)
Posted 16 years ago # -
You should calculate the price of your program per
found errors.Posted 16 years ago # -
... and then multiply by the number of 5-star awards and download site banners I can display from random shareware sites (sites that nobody has ever heard of or visited are worth double as they are so rare).
Posted 16 years ago # -
now, as I have learned to make my own site
http://www.arachnoid.com/lutusp/pagebuild.html
I'll launch some ever-best-software-FREEE-to-download-sites and will give you 6 stars; with how many %% would I participate in your earnings?Posted 16 years ago # -
Don't forget to charge per Megabite of program size. :-)
Posted 16 years ago # -
I don’t even use wallpaper for maximum performance
Need I say more?
Posted 16 years ago # -
Dear Belgian Dude, when one is 9years old, as I suspect you are, it’s perhaps not uncommon to think of everybody else as a “moron.” A famous Italian painting called the Mona Lisa, that’s just a picture too. Why would any moron go to see that when there’s a real girl sitting right next to him in his kindergarten class.
There's a difference between pictures and good pictures.
Posted 16 years ago # -
not a bad screen save, i think many women would like it. hey what do you expect for free
thank you oh my master, that I may have some crumbs from your desk!Posted 16 years ago # -
BuBBy
Save it for the forum. This area is for comments on the software being offered
>wonders how BuBBy can answer comments directly from the forum<
>maybe a link system would work?<
they’re actually not lady bugs (although they’re similar in the way they look), you’re talking about japanese beetles. They’re a plague here as well (SE Ohio) every year. They stink, bite, and come by the millions. I still have live beetles in my house from last fall.
For your information, Japanese beetles are a type of scarab, and have visible legs. They also eat plants. Ladybugs keep their legs under their shells, and are carnivorous. Also, Japanese beetles don't come in various shades of red and orange. They're green and brown.
On a slightly ligher note:
“Debugger detected”
what the h*** IS it with these d*** screensevers ?????From BuBBy: It’s to get rid of the butterflies and ladybugs.
A hilarious response to a stupid comment! It's the best of both worlds!
Posted 16 years ago # -
Horrible.
Is this a game ?
This is not an action game. This is a game where I have read several paras of instructions and click some keys.
Booooring.
1/10And this is a comment on a strategy game.
Posted 16 years ago # -
I like it. I have many videos at home on DVD, but they take too much space. Now I will convert them to FLV and burn them to DVD. Thus, I will get some movies on only one DVD. Thanks.
Yeah, let's do it! Instead of having ten viewable movies on ten disks, we can have ten unviewable movies on one disk! What do we have to lose(besides quality and a blank DVD)?
Posted 16 years ago # -
Frankly, if it's converting flv to mpeg, long runtimes don't sound likely.
Here's my candidate:
The new activation process of Giveaway of the day is failing…
Well not every day, depending on the compilation version quality.
GotD have a new anti-piracy process, they have a specific version (different compilation or something like this) to activate,
not the same one the home site offer.
Sometime it work, but many time it revert after a few day, or like today it is not stable and abruptly shot down,without any notice.somebody slip in a new step on me? 8 months, still wrapper 0.9...
Danged if I didn't think the only variable was how the vendor wanted to key it...
Don’t start the bragging joke or smart head phrase - it does not work!
I’ve been downloading, registering and testing software since the net exist, and I come here since the opening of the site!
This is over 3 000 proggys, I’m neither an expert nor a novice, only a download addict, or a collector, to be more accurate.
If the Giveaway of the day become a “better then trial place” I’ll simply go back to download.com, less hassle.fewer full programs too.
wow. I wonder if he has any good compuserve stories?
Posted 16 years ago # -
Please stop this same same same same same, do Ineed to continye as you do with this site. Is there anyone that has something different.
>shakes head in silence<
Posted 16 years ago # -
Perhaps someone can help me with this download - can somebody tell me how does this software compare to “Internet Explorer 6?”. Is it faster than Minesweeper? Will I like this software more than my other DVD Program? Does this program support skins - I’d like to color match it to my wallpaper. Is George Clooney a good actor? Does anybody know where I left my car keys? ;)
frickin' hilarious!
Posted 16 years ago # -
Funkymom, now you're just being cruel. I am always misplacing my car keys, and just thought someone might know where they were!
Not sure about that other one. Is there a skin for "Early 60's Grease Splatter"?Posted 16 years ago # -
funkymom - Just between you and me, I'll let you in on a little secret, that was me. It was late and I was getting tired of users asking - "Is this program better than what I am using now?". You can see a few times earlier - my replies telling users, "What is 'better'? Just download it and decide for yourself....".
It was going to be - "Will I like this software more than my partner?" But I considered that wouldn't work because not everyone likes your partner. :P
Aaaaargh - will someone PLEASE tell me what to think!
Posted 16 years ago # -
Of course, let's not forget the quote from Spaceballs, "I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"
Posted 16 years ago # -
Really, I must say the peanuts site has grown to an intellectual hight, a normal-user has problems to accomplish.
Question: I got Plato .. the outputs are 4.7 gigs. This one says it provides smaller file outputs. ..Can I output to, say, 1.4 gigs or 700 MBs?
As we all know is "Platonism" a term coined by scholars to refer to the intellectual consequences of denying, as Socrates often does, the reality of the material world. So why not provide output files with 000 MBs ?
Can I split the file?
Socrates tells Euthyphro that people can agree on matters of logic and science, and are divided on moral matters, that implicates that you can split the file.
----------------------i just wish i could find one that would have setting for a creative zen vision W
Conceded, to find one (what so ever) for a creative setting may transpire as an inadequate and critical endeavor, as Zen is
notable for its emphasis on mindful acceptance of the present moment, spontaneous action, and letting go of self-conscious, judgmental thinking,
and furthermore it emphasizes dharma practice and experiential wisdom—particularly as realized in the form of meditation known as zazen—in the attainment of awakening.
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BuBBy, repairs badly scratched disks?
"NO" we didn't know this before, and furthermore he did not inform us about the fact, that his HandBreak ripps the hardware too after 10 experiments with the register no. Thank you, Big Daddy, that you opened our eyes for these embarrassing manifestations of foolishness
Let's hope, we will never experience GAOTD, getting fed up with this site.Posted 16 years ago # -
lol, good one Graylox, I rarely read the comments apart from the game comments. Hey that's almost funny too, lol.
Posted 16 years ago # -
Stephen, when you feel really down, you have to read the front page. But I suspect, that the mods keep the best parts for them self.
Posted 16 years ago # -
bubby- i (really) should have known. but it doesn't matter, i was nominating it as funniest comment, not stupidest.
Posted 16 years ago # -
That's ok - if it's an award, I nominate myself for both categories. Now... what did I win?
And as far as keeping the best ones for ourselves - there is a lot of stupid crap that was only ever funny inside the mind of the writer (literally an "inside joke") - some of the things that don't get published are references to competitors products and websites (trust me - we get some posts along the lines of:
"This program is so-so but it cannot do this and that, and this isn't as good as another product I found which you can try from this other website.... when you place an order just tell my brother that ah-kim sent you and I will get $5 and my brother will get rich. Thank you for your consideration" - ok the fact that it isn't their own website doesn't get disclosed - but in a nutshell these posts are killed on sight, or every single vendor will start posting links to their product telling people to try it instead of the giveaway software... Freeware is fine though because there is no commercial gain involved - nothing is being "sold".
The other posts you don't get to see are the comments that get sent to me that don't require an answer - it's a case they do get read but obviously serve no purpose being published - they are usually just pointing out a typo or adding a sentence to a prior post, which if I see it - I will generally do. Neither the request or a thanks message (better to send these via pm in the forums) appear in the comments. (But neither is particularly funny or stupid).
Posted 16 years ago # -
Sorry, have forgotten the references of my copy+paste job :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato - "Metaphysics"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zen
and a well blended composition of catchwords from the comments.
grayloxPosted 16 years ago # -
"I always wanted this type of software and I get it today.I am happy and I think i the first to get it.I came here first here.OK about this software.Its simply very good easy to use.You get very professional looking website.I wish I got it years ago.But it is never late."
Agent 001
Comment #1 today on AFN WEB Editor. Click on the link to his web site, lol.
Suki
Posted 16 years ago # -
I think it's so amusing when a green amateur blogger thinks he can make money by penning inarticulate software reviews and recommendations. The care he takes with spelling, not to mention his powers of persuasion, is enough to win me over. -
Plesae(sic) have a look at all the posts possible. Who knows which one is the info you needed.This blog will updated as frequently as possible.
Can't wait for his next thrilling installment...
"Oracle 10 costs a hole lot but it didn't give me winning lotto numbirs!"
or
"Tupperware and Underware - Mommy says they ain't Freeware or Shareware and tells me I can't go into her closet no more!"Posted 16 years ago # -
Did you notice the amount of views and member's, lmao!
I have to join to get a chunk of that Casino Cash!!!!!!!
Suki
Posted 16 years ago # -
I'm not sure who'll qualify for Dumb and Dumber... the blogger or the moron who actually goes for reciprocal links to/from his site.
Notice the blogger's superior reasoning skills? There are millions of gambling addicts but he sez with the wisdumb of an apprentice sage with a learning disorder -
I for my part feel nearly 20,000 cannot be idiot to join it. I am a great supporter of it. I personally believe you can get a lot about it. It is my first recommended program to you all.And I show the best to you first.
Oh, I got friends who'll die laughing over this webbie. Thanks for pointing me towards another Nobel Laureate wannabe, suki. Funkymom should send him her links to free resume software. He's certainly qualified for any job openings for Nigerian spammer.
UPDATE:
Disclaimer: The fine group of guys behind the curtain asked me to indemnify them by stating on the record that the denigrating insults and derogatory comments contained herein and within any future posts do not necessarily reflect the opinions of management.
Posted 16 years ago # -
oh, that's a blast!
this isn't a comment, but struck me as worth a snicker:
I finally actually read the tag block for "Crash after activating game - Is it only me ?"Tags:
* error games-site activation
Related freeware tags:
add-in, blueshell, free registry repair, ascension, will and grace, the bible, ez trust, vb5, visual basic.
will and grace?
Posted 16 years ago # -
Following that, I thought I'd check the tags for this topic to see what they are.
* funniest [x]
* stupidest [x]
* Comment [x]
* lockett [x]Anyone would think lockett had a monopoly on these comments. :)
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