Panda Rampage (29.2Mb)
You won’t find a much wilder free casual game. Think Pandas are cute and cuddly, think again! The Panda in this game devours humans, and eats body parts, just for the hell of it, or at least to satiate an enormous appetite! It's one big beat'em up once you can't find other food to eat!
Panda comes equipped with very sharp teeth and claws and is ravenously hungry. You hunt around an isometric playing area, eating fruit, meat, fish, picnic baskets and of course people. Avoid eating toadstools or other bad food. If you are at least half full, you can stop for a short while to do a ‘business’! This adds to your energy.
Some people being stronger or braver than others will attack Panda. It’s a brutally gory and bloodthirsty game, - quite unsuitable for young children!
There are 11 levels, with three difficulty levels and you will need to develop a strategy for eating people in the right order in later levels. You die if you don’t get enough food. You also have to be a little careful where you kill people as you may not be able to get at all the body parts to eat in some locations. When you die your panda body decapitates itself limb from limb!
You walk around by moving the mouse (or pressing the arrow keys), and attack by clicking the left mouse button or pressing the ‘spacebar’. Holding the mouse button/’spacebar’ longer performs different types of attacks. Watch your health bar and timer!
The game is available to play online, or with an install, offline. The graphics are brilliant and it comes with jolly arcade style music. The adult humor is great and the game is really funny in a black, morbid, but very comic way! Bloodbath in the park about sums it up! Mobile phone versions will be here shortly.
Warning ** # contains premeditated, gratuitous violence and scenes of gore, once you run out of ‘other’ food to eat!
Video HERE
Download (Install needed) HERE
Or play Online HERE
