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   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   Buzz said:

   great waste of

   
   

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   Great waste of what?!?! All you left was blank SPACE around it and since I'm using a keyboard without a spacebar I cannot comprehend what this space is :O

   Posted 14 years ago #
2. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   earwa......sorry, I can't type the letter "x" because my calculator doesn't have a number combination for it.

   Posted 14 years ago #
3. 

   RosnSC
   Member

   "(Mental note to self: go buy a keyboard today)."

   Okay, I got the keyboard, but now I gotta figure out how to use the durned thing. Hey...wait a minute...what do I hook it up to? There's some kind of wire thingamajig hanging off of it. Let me go see if I can figure this thing out.

   Posted 14 years ago #
4. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   UH OH!......My abacus just crashed!!!....Now I'm having to download files using a pair of dice.

   Posted 14 years ago #
5. 

   Buckleysmom
   Member

   CP.....time to pull out your rock and chisel if you can get them away from Fred Flintstone.

   Posted 14 years ago #
6. 

   copmom
   Member

   Personally I find it easier sending up smoke signals!

   Posted 14 years ago #
7. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   What time is it? Time to check the system clock. Dang it...my sundial doesn't work on cloudy days :(

   Posted 14 years ago #
8. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   Wow! Chip has a sundial??? I've just been staring up at the sun to check the time. That could explain why I couldn't find my keyboard.

   Posted 14 years ago #
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   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   I have another problem...sigh. I bought this new monitor who claims he is a human being and not a piece of equipment. I found my monitor at school asking for hall passes. I wish I knew how to use it :/

   Posted 14 years ago #
10. 

    RosnSC
    Member

    CP, who needs a keyboard, when you can just type in the air? Yep, today my son showed me how to type without a keyboard. Don't have one? Just type in the air, and whatever you want to happen, happens...lol. He was doing this to get a traffic light to change to green, and while watching him, I thought of this thread...(chuckle). Yep, give me a good old fashioned air keyboard, any day...heh heh heh.

    BTW, CP, you know that's how Indians used to tell the time of day, don't you?

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    CreamyPretzel
    Member

    Chip.....your problem is that you are using the wrong type of monitor. It shouldn't look like a human, but rather like a large lizard. I find that a 25-inch monitor works very nicely for me.

    Posted 14 years ago #
12. 

    goodgotd
    Member

    And gets into the dangdest places. I rather like the idea of the projection keyboards that projects the letters onto a desk and detects your finger taps. no more worrying about sloshing coffee into it.

    Hall monitors are easy to use, you just have to figure how to turn them upside down and plug in the cables.

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    Buckleysmom
    Member

    Ok....so I set fire to my laptop so I could send out smoke signals....but then the curtains caught on fire.....then the rug.....then my whole house burned down. This did make plenty of smoke but the blanket I was planning to use for the signals also burned up. So, here I am sitting in the driveway with my melted laptop. What I need to know is... do you think it will do any harm to my laptop if I spray the keyboard with WD-40? I thought maybe that would help the melted keys move a bit easier. Oh yeh....another thing....I was checking the sky to see how late it is and noticed the sun seems to be setting on the north....what do yo think that means???

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    CreamyPretzel
    Member

    The sun is setting in the north? I think it means you're on the wrong planet! Ditch the laptop and hop the next transport back to earth.

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    Buckleysmom
    Member

    Oh! Well that would explain why everyone around here looks so green. I thought they all just ate something bad at the pig roast down the road. So, what's a transport and how do I find it?

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    CreamyPretzel
    Member

    If I knew how the heck to find a transport, do you think I would still be here? You're on your own.....

    Posted 14 years ago #
17. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    Oh sure....leave me when the chips are down. Some help you are. That's alright I'll find my own transport. Or maybe I'll just stay here on this weird planet. Who knows....maybe they'll even teach me how to post in these forums and I'll come back here and sell a course on TV and make millions. Then you'll change your tune. Every where you go you'll see an ad with my picture that says, "As seen on TV".....and you'll come crawling to me for help but I'll just laugh in your face...haw haw haw.....and pretend I don't know you and....
    Oops.....gotta go.....Buckley wants to go out.

    Posted 14 years ago #
18. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    "...leave me when the chips are down." eh? So I need help cause I'm down which means just like that old lady in those life alert commercials...I've fallen and I can't get up!

    Posted 14 years ago #
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    copmom
    Member

    Those commercials are a great time to leave the room and do whatever else you have to do! I think TV shows nowadays are 50 minutes of commercials and 10 minutes of story line!

    Posted 14 years ago #
20. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    I believe that, Copmom. There've been times I've nodded out during the ads and woke up to find I hadn't missed any part of the show.

    leave me when the chips are down

    Ya know I thought of you when I made that comment.....but couldn't think of a witty comment to ad about you. (I'm no where near as witty as Dan.....or maybe I should say I'm not as much of a nit wit???? lol) No offense Dan, we all love your humor.

    Posted 14 years ago #

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