Sort of expected
"Google demands Microsoft remove YouTube Windows Phone app..."
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4334030/google-demands-microsoft-remove-youtube-windows-phone-app
Just kinda silly
"Klingon language of 'Star Trek' coming to Bing translator"
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-klingon-language-coming-to-bing-20130513,0,6870238.story
Or sad...
https://www.smore.com/clippy-js
Yup, you can bring Clippy back, & likely be despised for it.
Maybe a bit scary
"Skype with care – Microsoft is reading everything you write"
http://www.h-online.com/security/news/item/Skype-with-care-Microsoft-is-reading-everything-you-write-1862870.html
But don't want to stop on a sour note, so...
"Windows Keeps Getting Better"
http://blogs.windows.com/windows/b/bloggingwindows/archive/2013/05/14/windows-keeps-getting-better.aspx
Paragraph 6: "“Windows Blue” will be called Windows 8.1and will be a free update to Windows 8 for consumers through the Windows Store."