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1. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   ...a political strike was taking place.

   Posted 15 years ago #
2. 

   DJ
   Member

   Apparently someone misinterpreted the classic Commodores love song "3 Times A Lady" as...

   Posted 15 years ago #
3. 

   midori
   Member

   ..."3 Times a Payday," and workers everywhere demanded a triple raise.

   Posted 15 years ago #
4. 

   copmom
   Member

   They also demanded double vacation time with pay and...

   Posted 15 years ago #
5. 

   ChancesZar
   Member

   ... an all expenses paid vacation to the Mesa Fiesta Siesta Grill.

   Posted 15 years ago #
6. 

   GMMan, Hexadecimal Blacksmith
   Blocked

   Unfortunately, their teleportation method only works for 43 minutes...

   Posted 15 years ago #
7. 

   copmom
   Member

   ...so they'd have to move fast and eat quick.

   Posted 15 years ago #
8. 

   Lester (Chip)
   English Mod

   Everyone's fingernails started...

   Posted 15 years ago #
9. 

   DJ
   Member

   ...to melt due to Mesa Fiesta Siesta Grills Famous Fingernail Melting Hot Sauce.

   Posted 15 years ago #
10. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    They all started running and screaming until...

    Posted 15 years ago #
11. 

    Pookie
    Member

    ...the fire department arrived.

    Posted 15 years ago #
12. 

    copmom
    Member

    Things were so hot the fire hoses melted the fire hydrants so they...

    Posted 15 years ago #
13. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...had no choice but to pee on the fire to put it out.

    Posted 15 years ago #
14. 

    Pookie
    Member

    Then this big cloud of steam...

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15. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...cleared and Rev. Al Sharpton appeared in the mist.

    Posted 15 years ago #
16. 

    Pookie
    Member

    "Alleluia" he shouted...

    Posted 15 years ago #
17. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ..."K.F.C is giving away free chicken for this hour ONLY!"

    Posted 15 years ago #
18. 

    midori
    Member

    A wild, raging stampede started, causing...

    Posted 15 years ago #
19. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...a misplaced container of nuclear waste to dump on all the fried chicken.

    Posted 15 years ago #
20. 

    Whiterabbit-uk
    Games Guru

    This turned everyone into game junkies and...

    Posted 15 years ago #
21. 

    copmom
    Member

    ...they all dragged out their Nintendos, and computers, and whatever else they played games on.

    Posted 15 years ago #
22. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    This nuclear waste caused their games to be nuked from their greasy chicken fingers and ...

    Posted 15 years ago #
23. 

    midori
    Member

    ...the resulting magnetic force hurled their gaming gadgets into outer space forming a Saturn-like ring around the entire planet.

    Posted 15 years ago #
24. 

    Whiterabbit-uk
    Games Guru

    This prompted Beetlejuice to get his telescope and...

    Posted 15 years ago #
25. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...spy on the undressing alien queen inside the castle.

    Posted 15 years ago #
26. 

    Pookie
    Member

    He was in absolute awe at her...

    Posted 15 years ago #
27. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...and didn't notice that she saw him spying on her.

    Posted 15 years ago #
28. 

    Pookie
    Member

    Suddenly, Beetlejuice noticed his wife was...

    Posted 15 years ago #
29. 

    Lester (Chip)
    English Mod

    ...a giant inflateable baloon woman filled with cornbread stuffing.

    Posted 15 years ago #
30. 

    midori
    Member

    He decided to open the window and let her fly around awhile before she...

    Posted 15 years ago #

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