Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.
Bo Diddley
(Sorry if this has been posted, I checked and didn't find it.)
Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.
Bo Diddley
(Sorry if this has been posted, I checked and didn't find it.)
He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend.
~ George Shelley
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
~ Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
~Benjamin Disraeli
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
~ Woody Allen (1935 - )
As I took a pause for some days, I don't know if this quote has been here before:
90% of my money I spent on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I wasted.
--Gorge Best--
teabreaklox
"For every problem, there exists a simple and elegant solution which is absolutely wrong." -- J. Wagoner, U.C.B. Mathematics
AxCut
Quotes to live by...
"I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more." -- Cat Stevens
"If you rest, you rust." -- Helen Hayes
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." -- Lily Tomlin
And one of my favorites, but I don't know who to credit it to:
"The person with the most birthdays wins."
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-- Thomas A. Edison
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
~ Oscar Wilde
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty fun."
"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
~ Bob Marley
"An integral being knows without going, sees without looking, and accomplishes without doing.
- Lao Tzu
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'"
NN - found somewhere
wonderinglox
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain
"There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly"
Publius Terentius Afer
“As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves”
- Mahatma Gandhi -
Love always creates
it never destroys
in this lies man's
only promise
Leo Buscaglia
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
Sun Tzu
“By three methods we may learn Wisdom: first, by Reflection, which is Noblest; second, by Imitation, which is Easiest; and third, by Experience, which is the most Bitter.”
- Confucius
One for the ladies:
"Why be a man when you can be a success"
Bertolt Brecht
“If you're going through hell, keep going.”
- Winston Churchill
"When God created two sexes he may have been overdoing it"
Charles Merrill Smith
Confucius Says
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt,
wakes up with stinky finger."
“Courage, it would seem, is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow”
- Dorothy Thompson
"Truth comes out of error more easily than out of confusion"
Francis Bacon
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid.
Humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant.
Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
Albert Einstein
PS: Hope wasn't posted b4. If so, sorry
"I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left."
Voltaire
“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”
- Albert Einstein
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