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   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   Thanks, robm.

   I must admit that I cheated on this last list. After creating it, I switched #1 & #2. I though the Pong one was funnier, so I made it #1.

   Sometimes I come up with a good one in my head and save it until near or at the end, but I usually just type them as I think of them.

   I can write humorous poetry the same way. I am thinking of starting a thread where I randomly, at any time of day, ask for a subject for a poem. Then, the first person to reply with a subject is the one I go with. Then at a future time, I do it again. I have written some of my best and funniest stuff in the past from suggestions.

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   TOP-TEN #14

   From the home office in Sandy, Utah, here are the
   TOP-TEN PEOPLE WITH THE LEAST COMPUTER GAME EXPERIENCE

   #10 - GEORGE W. BUSH (if you exclude Pong)

   #9 - THE POPE

   #8 - CHARLES MANSON

   #7 - WALTER CRONKITE

   #6 - QUEEN ELIZABETH

   #5 - ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS FROM GGOTD ONLY ON MON-THU

   #4 - (tie)MOST SUPREME COURT JUSTICES

   #3 - (tie)ANY TELEVANGELIST

   #2 - OSAMA BIN LADEN

   And the NUMBER ONE Person With The Least Computer Game Experience:
   WHICHEVER CLERK AT "BEST BUY" YOU ASK FOR HELP

   Posted 16 years ago #
3. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   TOP-TEN #15

   From the home office in Upland, California, here are the.....

   TOP-TEN WORST SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES:

   #10 - ANYTHING BY BRITNEY SPEARS

   #9 - "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"

   #8 - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU"

   #7 - "ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"

   #6 - "POLLY WOLLY DOODLE"

   #5 - "LA CUCARACHA!"

   #4 - "AULD LANG SYNE"

   #3 - ANY NATIONAL ANTHEM"

   #2 - "TAPS"

   And the NUMBER ONE Worst Song To Listen To While Playing Computer Games:

   "FEELINGS" by Morris Albert

   Posted 16 years ago #
4. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   TOP-TEN #16

   From the home office in Upland, California, here are the.....

   TOP-TEN GAME SYSTEMS THAT NEVER QUITE CAUGHT ON:

   #10 - GameGirl

   #9 - WorkStation

   #8 - Atari Super-Duper Pong Master Deluxe

   #7 - Nintendo Uss

   #6 - Jack-In-The-Box 360

   #5 - Fred's Video Game Contraption

   #4 - Nintendo Sphere

   #3 - Flex .GIF Animated GamePlayer

   #2 - Sega Liquid GameFish Device

   And the NUMBER ONE Game System That Never Quite Caught On:

   Marbles In A Bag

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   robm
   Member

   What a classic. Feelings nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face. That is killing me with laughter. I have no idea how you conjure up these gems but please keep them coming.

   Posted 16 years ago #
6. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   Feeeeelings......whoa.....whoa....whoa....feeeeeelings..........

   Posted 16 years ago #
7. 

   funkymom
   Member

   oh man! dan- you make me laugh so hard.

   i'm still playing catch-up, so i haven't read through all the posts from this past week, but i really hope you aren't gone. that would make me really sad.
   :(

   Posted 16 years ago #
8. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   After being away from this site for two years, I have been doing a lot of reading of old postings of mine. I thought that this might be a good one to re-post, as some people may not have had the chance to see some of my earlier TOP-10s. (Shameless self-promotion).

   Posted 14 years ago #
9. 

   Whiterabbit-uk
   Games Guru

   I can't believe it's been 2 years Dan. It only seems like yesterday that we were all splitting our sides with your wonderful sense of humor. I'm really glad to see you around again. :)

   Posted 14 years ago #
10. 

    CreamyPretzel
    Member

    Thanks, WhiteRabbit! (I can't believe I only had to pay you $10 to say that.....)

    Posted 14 years ago #
11. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    I think you should take your recent Top 10 posts and add them to this thread so they're all in one place. Just MHO (I'm a neat-nic at heart).

    Posted 14 years ago #
12. 

    CreamyPretzel
    Member

    I've been away so long I don't even know how to do that anymore.

    Posted 14 years ago #
13. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    CP...one of the mods could move them for you. OR you could copy and paste them into this thread then ask the mods to close the individual threads. There might be a more technical way but this is the best I can come up with :)

    Posted 14 years ago #
14. 

    Buckleysmom
    Member

    PS....I only posted that last comment in case you were serious about not knowing how to do that anymore. For some odd reason I can't always tell if you're serious or just joking. Why do you suppose that is?????? LOL
    BK

    Posted 14 years ago #
15. 

    copmom
    Member

    Gee BK.. I can't imagine how in the world you can't tell when CP is serious or delirious! I think he's got a problem with his tongue getting stuck in his cheek! LOL

    Posted 14 years ago #
16. 

    Robert
    StrayCat

    A great idea to bring some of your older postings back up,Creamy!
    It does bring back memories... and it raises a big smile reading these Top-Ten lists once again.
    I wonder what happened to Funky and that little girl of her's.. And Robm...

    And it looks as if I was one of the lucky few(or the only one...)to get that Flex Gif Animator license back then.LOL.

    Looking forward to more CP Top-Ten lists.
    :)

    Posted 14 years ago #

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