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   Buckleysmom
   Member

   Paulga......you should write a book.....your stories are hilarious!

   Maizey......cute pics.....they really fit.....lol

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   maizeydaze
   Member

   That's it! You have got to start the Paulga Thread! We've got to gather all your stories together in one place.

   "This is the thread of Paulga, an Irish bachelor...that's right ladies, and he has only 5 years left. Follow him through his stories of wisdom, everyday events, criminal activities, pocket contents, diet, movie making and much, much more!

   You will also find commentaries from others on this thread. Please, heed the WARNING! This place is not for the faint of heart..."

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   Paulga
   Member

   maizeydaze........thats funny.....but also scary? i don't see BuBBy surfacing! but it's early days yet, i mean there was the time the Army gave me an assessment, i got all the small blocks and weird shapes into appropriate holes, but when it came to," i want you to quickly tell me what comes to mind when i say a word to you " the guy nearly had a seizure
   ,a story to tell at a later date, watch this space?

   Paulga

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   copmom
   Member

   Pauga,now you've got my curiosity up!

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   scubaguy (R.I.P.)
   Member

   Paulga
   Just read your story about shooting the pheasant while your wife slept.I use to hunt with my dad when I was younger and know how loud it can be especially a (assuming) 12 gauge shotgun going off in a small enclosed room.
   I'm still laughing as I type this,I keep picturing the scene in my mind.
   Your lucky you got out of the room alive!

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   Paulga
   Member

   copmom........curious?.......don't encourage me? well........when i gave my related words, the guy sat back in his chair and gave me a funny look, perhaps he presumed i was kidding? but i was serious and honest, another friend of mine was his medical orderly so i asked him what the story was? but that was because the specialist had walked out "rather quickly" but returned! i was informed i was "off track","not consistent", i could have told him that myself,...i still can not see any thing wrong with my answers, i just looked at a copy of the record and here are the SAFE questions and answers...just some?
   Bullet = Roy Rogers
   Goat = Cheese
   Plate = Bald
   Women = Stockings
   Sugar = Boxing
   Sex = Kittens
   Dirty = Socks
   Parade = Naked
   Mother = Lode
   Sister = Nun
   Brother = Sewing Machine
   Airplane = Hostess
   Officers = Mess
   God = Damn
   Smoke = Signals

   so there you have it, ask someone you know to relate words to the Specialists and see what you get, someone out there must coincide with mine?

   Paulga

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   maizeydaze
   Member

   Paulga, "someone out there must coincide with mine"
   I seriously doubt it!
   What's the one the really got he guy? Or was it all of your responses? :D

   Posted 16 years ago #
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   Paulga
   Member

   maizeydaze........i just had another look at your links to my past threads......they even made ME laugh? you know we really do need a " Miscellaneous Thread " because of how often i see someone write," i did not know where to post this, but hope it fits in here"
   and i am just one of those people? and SOME people could let the mind relax and ramble? and the rules? no shouting,hurtful insults directed at forum members, "or even towards Administrators", well more or less the Main Forum Rules, except NO very long detailed descriptions of the engine and brake system of a tractor one was driving, while leading up to the short story to tell, know what i mean? i may regret this!

   Paulga

   Posted 16 years ago #

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