I had a really BAD weekend..So....
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
Grrrr..if I get another chain letter!
I'm Going To Be A Millionaire!!
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Posted 16 years ago #
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RunesageMagik
MemberClearly, this thread ain't rated G for general audience! Gives a new meaning to G for girlie, too. :-)
Posted 16 years ago # -
RunesageMagik
MemberSorry to hear that, graylox. Monitoring of one sort or another goes on at all levels, and the effects are usually never good. Consider government "monitoring." We have here in the US an FCC ruled by conservative zealots who think nothing of fining broadcasters for exposing a human body part and think nothing of threatening PBS for daring air an excellent and brutally honest portrayal of war, while they permit television scripts that contain increasingly crude language and they never bat an eyelash when presidential candidates (as well as elected officials) of all stripes consistently lie through their teeth to the public. The world is upside down.
Posted 16 years ago # -
Yes, the bottom line is the same here, a number smaller as by our big brother over there, you may show and look at which bellybotten ever, so long as you don't start looking around and start thinking. Be happy and learn to pray. And everything is good - for Mr. Deutsche Bank, Mr. ...and som Misses. Therefore I left that cynical circus after 30 years hard work.
Posted 16 years ago # -
copmom
MemberHey.. now I'm going to be rich! Just got the following email today:
Dear Friend,
I am conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of our Bank. This investigation involves a client and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client with our Bank.
Our client died intestate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with our bank.
The aim of this communication is for you to provide us with information/comment on this issue so that I can use my position in the bank to establish your eligibility to assume status of successor in title to the deceased.
You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed information at this point.
Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to explain further.Regards,
Patrick Berger
Créez votre adresse électronique prénom.nom@laposte.net
1 Go d'espace de stockage, anti-spam et anti-virus intégrés.Posted 16 years ago # -
RunesageMagik
MemberCopmom, when I see the Pat Berger name, I assume 419 spam.
http://www.joewein.de/sw/419-holocaust-switzerland.htmPosted 16 years ago # -
I got one from Togo a few mins ago. I am just letting the money pile up over "there". I also won the UK lotto AGAIN. :)
Posted 16 years ago # -
funkymom
Memberi have won the bmw lottery so many times.
i am very lucky that they do not have a limit on how many times you can win, because i am a winner at least twice a week.i also get so many offers to "increase my manhood", these must be left over from a past life. these particularly make me laugh, because my e-mail address is so obviously female.
we should all start a new forum....the millionaire's club!
Posted 16 years ago # -
Lockett
Member>funkymom
"we should all start a new forum....the millionaire's club!"
Right. Until then, here's one of the better(and looonger) scams that I've gotten.
Name: Daniel Cole
Contact Email:danielcole[**]@yahoo.co.uk
Good Day ,
I am Daniel Cole, staff of International Private Banking at HSBC Bank.
I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he
placed under our banks management three years ago. I would respectfully
request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect
the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed
of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts
that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2001, the subject matter
came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private
banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of
Forty Eight Million Three Hundred And Fifty Thousand United
StatesDollars($48,350,000.00 USD) ,which he wished to have us turn
over(invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case, I was
made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief
operations officer of the private banking sector, especially given the
volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous
occasions prior to any investments being placed. I encouraged him to
consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my
advise to customers is to start by assessing data on 6000 traditional
stocks and bond managers and 2000 managers of alternative investments.Based on my advice, We spun the money around various opportunities and
made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued
profit and interest stood at this point at over ten million United States
Dollars, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired
low risk guaranteed returns on investments.In mid 2002, he asked that the money be liquidated because he needed to
make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in here in the United
Kingdom. He directed that I liquidate the funds and deposit it with a
security firm here in London. I informed him that HSBC would have to make
special arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due
process, the bank would have to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to
cater for banking and statutory charges. He complained about the charges
but later came around when I explained to him the complexities of the task
he was asking of us. Cash movement across boarders has become especially
strict since the incidents of 9/11. I contacted my affiliate in here in
London and made the funds available to the security firm. I undertook all
the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the
letter and had the funds deposited at the London based security
consultancy firm, Corporate Securities Co.is a specialist private firm
that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip
corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that
need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization
is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected
organizations. In line with Instructions, the money was deposited with
Corporate Securities Co. The deceased told me he wanted the money there
in anticipation of his arrival from Norway later that week.This was the last communication we had, this transpired around 25th June
2003. In June last year, we got a call from Corporate Securities
Co.informing us that the activity of that particular portfolio. This was
an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I
managed the private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the
deposit at Corporate Securities Co, and I could not understand why the
deceased had not come forward to claim his deposit. I made futile efforts
to locate the deceased. I immediately passed the task of locating him to
the internal investigations department of HSBC. Four days
later,information started to trickle in, apparently our client was dead. A
person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart attack in
Cannes, South of France.We were soon enough able to identify the body and cause of death was
confirmed. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible
surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come
forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking
affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but
also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his
bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking
opening an account with us means no one will know of its
existence,accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers
and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank also gives the choice
to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank
itself,ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said,
rarely do they nominate next of kin.Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually
in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; the deceased died
without a testament .In line with our internal processes for account
holders who have passed away, we instituted our own Investigations in good
faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This
investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned
every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to
get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in
my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the
deceased. My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to
supervise the i nvestigation and the only party to receive the results of
the investigation. What this means, you being the last batch of names we
have considered, is that our dear late fellow died with no known or
identifiable family member. This leaves me as the only person with the
full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the
deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit.According to practice, Corporate Securities Co will by the end of this
financial year broadcast a request for statements of claim to HSBC,
failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the
deposit back to HSBC. This will result in the money entering the HSBC
accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of
the private banking division. This will not happen if I have my way. What
I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to
understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who
finds the internal pol itics of the banking world aberrational.The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for
those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You
should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what
Ipropose. I alone have the deposit details and they will release the
deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the
existence of this deposit for as far as HSBC is concerned,the transaction
with our late customer concluded when I sent the funds to corporate
securities, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just
customer services and due process. Corporate Securities Co. has no single
idea of what the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply
awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes
forward. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money
trying to track this mans family; they have investigated for months and
have found no family. The investigation has come to an end. My
proposal;you share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to
place you in a position to instruct Corporate Securities Co to release the
deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the
deposit,I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will
simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit
to you.We share the proceeds 50/50.I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be
released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my
involvement in claiming the deposit. I assure you that I could have the
deposit released to you within a few days. I will simply inform the bank
of the final closing of the file relating to the deceased I will then
officially communicate with Corporate Securities Co and instruct them to
release the deposit to you. With these two things: all is done.The alternative would be for us to have Corporate Sec urities Co direct
the funds to another bank with you as account holder. This way there will
be no need for you to think of receiving the money from Corporate
Securities Co. We can fine-tune this based on our interactions. I am aware
of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest
in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not
be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete
this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career
because you do not approve of my proposal.You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out
of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a
criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be
hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that
I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones' way once in a
lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for on ce I find myself in
total control of my destiny. These chances wont pass me by. I ask that you
do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let
me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this
is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a
reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have
evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to
work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this
situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you
into the center of relevance in my life. Let share the blessing. If you
find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this same email
account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process
towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via
official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I
repeat, I do not want you con tacting me through my official phone lines
nor do I wouldnt you contacting me through my official email account.
Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also
through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you
andme. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total
Quality Management Policy.Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a
family man, I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a
measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that
nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come
easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learnt from my
private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one
accord, we should plan a meeting, soon.I await your response.
Daniel Cole.
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copmom
MemberThis one wants my whole life history! It's titled "compensation" and their spelling is getting worse and worse! LOL
My Friend,Greetings!
This is to show My appreciation for your passed efforts & commitments; I realized your hands were tied up then.I have succeeded transferring the Fund into Bank Account provided by a newly found friend of mine in Iraq.
To compensate you on your pass efforts & commitments; contact my lawyer with his email address, lawmankofi_lamine@yahoo.ca, to assit you In getting the money paid to you, from the deposited security company in Ghana,(US$1.5Million Dollars) in your favor which is in care of my lawyer,barriaster lamine kofi in Ghana.
So contact him,feel free to requested for the money, it is duly in your favour, through his email address: or
forward my mail to him and ask him,Finally,I am in Iraq with my family,trying to set up Businesses and, buy
some; Shares,Stocks and,other profitable Businesses in Iraq.Also don`t forget to send to him your dtails for free remittance of the money into your account
Details as stated below;
1. Your full name.
3. Your age
4. Your country & state.
5. Your house & mobile phone nos.
6. your banking details
7. A copy of your picture for identification.
Take good care of yourself.
Best wishes,
Mr.ROBERT MICHAELPosted 16 years ago # -
RunesageMagik
MemberCopmom, Pat Berger is the nom de plume used on that (and many other) spam letters. IMHO, anyone who is so greedy and unbelievably stupid as to fall for that particular con kinda deserves to be separated from his/her money.
Posted 16 years ago # -
maizeydaze
MemberCan anyone tell me what Hauskaa Vappua has to do with "A BRAND NEW 2007 HAUSKAA VAPPUA MERCEDES BENZ CAR"? I guess I'm going to be driving this expensive car in Finland while eating doughnuts and getting drunk. Are there any laws against this in Finland? I could probably bribe myself out of trouble with the 1.700.000 POUNDS!
From: Accu Lottery
Date: 02/24/08 06:30:28
To: undisclosed-recipients:,
Subject: CONTACT FIDUCIARY MR.LOUIS GREY FOR YOUR CLAIMS.CONGRATULATIONS!!!!FROM:ACCULOTTO.COM INTERNATIONAL
OFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ COPERATION(UK)
C/ CRYDON 28089,LONDON.
FROM: THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
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LOTTERY AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
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the
situation by other participants or impersonators.To begin your claim, you are to contact our accredited claims agent
with your following informations:1.Full Names..................
2.Residential Address............
3.Phone Number............
4.Fax Number...............
5.Occupation................
6.Sex........... ..............
7.Age...........................
8.Nationality..... ...........================================================
MR.LOUIS GREY.(Foreign Transfer Manager)
TRUST MANAGEMENT AND FINANCE BV.
ACCULOTTO.COM CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY.
C/ CRYDON 28089,UK
Tel:+447031902136
+447031972946
Email:info@acculotterypromo.ology.org.uk
acculotterypromoclaimssdpt@yahoo.co.uk
===============================================They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer
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DR. MRS LAURA GREEN
ACCULOTTO.COM/LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR
OFFICIAL SPONSOR:MERCEDES BENZ MOTOR COPERATION (UK)Posted 16 years ago # -
goodgotd
Memberthis one wouldn't be so funny if it hadn't been the third week the same *exact* message showed up- right down to the 8 0r 9 minutes.
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Subject: Sorry to bother you about this again but
From: "Shawn C." <ShawnC@lemoncardinal.com>
Date: Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:27:45 -0500Sorry to bother you, but I wanted to let you know that we are only giving away 250 more copies of our popular "Internet-in-a-BOX" marketing kit. In about 8 0r 9 minutes they will most likely be all gone.
Press here before you become the 251st person:
http://pumpkincarrot.com/t/qm8h3jb9m/9857dv739718
After the last copy is given away we have no choice but to sell it again at the original $497.00 price. This kit has turned thousands of people into instant millionaires, so you should really want one. We will give you one of the 250 that we have remaining for no cost if you get it before 250 people beat you to it.
I would say that you have about 8 or 9 minutes before they are all gone.
Press here before you become the 251st person:
http://pumpkincarrot.com/t/qm8h3jb9m/984b3h739718
To stop receiving email from Mining Gold Corporation, please visit
http://pumpkincarrot.com/t/qm8h3jb9m/984f1j739719
or
write to:
Mining Gold Corporation
20533 Biscayne Boulevard, No. 484
Aventura, FL 33180Posted 16 years ago # -
I envy you ! I'll never get rich.
The only things I'm offered - besides some nifty Rolex -
are these promising "things"
only for readers over 37 years:http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg31/graylox/spam/spam.jpg
Maybe it's better I'll get another name, more female ?
Posted 16 years ago # -
I envy you ! I'll never get rich.
The only things I'm offered - besides some nifty Rolex -
are these promising "things"
only for readers over 37 years:http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg31/graylox/spam/spam.jpg
Maybe it's better I'll get another name, more female ?
I'm getting those too, 109 messages and counting...
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s222/alexiussg/spam.jpgPosted 16 years ago # -
In Germany the travel goes to a restaurant at the countryside - somewhere in the middle of nowhere -you get some very precious gifts, a ballpen and a lighter and 250 g butter and 100 g salami and a dish in genuine plastics, and a "good meal", than there is an entertainer, who praises those thermo blankets you have to buy...
But sometimes those sellers are spoofed by a gang of happy seniors, who only want to have a gratis trip.Posted 16 years ago #
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